To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...