Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...