PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...