Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...