10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....
Quote and counter-quote.
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New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
How are women like elevators?
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What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
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Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!