The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.