Top ten signs that you are too drunk
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Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.