Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...