Halloween Funnies!
Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...