Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...