Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...