Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....