Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
It’s A Man’s World
This could be considered THE ideal world for many men:His son on the cover...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...