Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
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“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
So Much Fun
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...