Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...