Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...