Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Maggot Thatcher!
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How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.