Lease nuclear weapons
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How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Woman’s instructions
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Taliban’s Fall TV Line-Up
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An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Humor about Leprechauns
|An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...