Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.