Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...