Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...