Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...