Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor…
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...