Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Stockbroker at I.R.S.
|The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...