The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
90210
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!