Get Me Another Lawyer
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What’s the Difference
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Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
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Yo Momma Jackpot!
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The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Pest-by-Modem
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