Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...