Yo Momma so Old
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How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
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On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
R U A Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps...
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Optimist vs. Pessimist
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Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....