When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...