You’re in great health
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Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Who drove that bus
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Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
The Christmas airport
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How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales StyleSalespeople don’t hunt elephants but spend their timeselling...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...
Disorderly conduct
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