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What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
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A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
A neutron at a bar
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A Man’s World
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Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
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A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
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Star Warts!
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