The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...