General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...