Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Casey and Riley
|Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...