A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...