Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...