Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...