looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....