Two bags
Mr. Goldfarb was walking down the street. In each arm he carried a bag....
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...