37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
The Feline Diet
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Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
The World’s Shortest Books
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