What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...