Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...