Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…