Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...