Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...