Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...