Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...