Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...