My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...