Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”Also known as: Mr....
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar...
Graphics work too much
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One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...